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Software Engineering: The Truth

Sunday, February 6th, 2011

software engineering explained

I have been reading a couple of books about software engineering lately, notably "Dreaming in code" by Scott Rosenberg. Having already managed and been involved in a couple of software projects I recognize that it's not me – it's the software. It actually is one of the hardest professions there is, despite (or perhaps because of) software being "soft" – ware and not hardware.

Dreaming in code is about developing Chandler and the obstacles and many setbacks the team encountered in doing so. It frequently refers to a book by an IBM Veteran, "The mythical man month". Which prominently sports the all-too-true statement that you cannot simply hurl more personnel at your code to speed up development. It will even be slowed down at first!

Austrittserklärung aus dem Finanzamt

Sunday, February 6th, 2011

Austrittserklärung für das Finanzamt (PDF)

Hunde

Friday, February 4th, 2011

Danke an A. für das PDF!

Hunde.pdf

Alle Männer haben die gleichen Probleme mit Frauen

Saturday, January 8th, 2011

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All men have the same problems with women.

Tipsy and Hoe had it coming

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

I can't stop laughing about this strip from Sluggy.

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Mark Twain Effect

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

"October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February."

Mark Twain's Pudd'nhead Wilson

Turn Off the Internet

Sunday, December 19th, 2010

http://www.turnofftheinternet.com/#

Eine nette Idee …

Sunday, December 12th, 2010

http://www.axe.de/DarkTemptation2/adventskalender_de.html

don't dream your life – live your dreams

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

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I won 750.000 € … and a Toshiba laptop :-)

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

Obviously, this is an outrageous scam. I deem the Toshiba laptop part quite funny, though :-)

MICROWORD CORPORATIONS:
CUSTOMER SERVICE, MADRID SPAIN
REFERENCE NUMBER: JJN-RX/E-3929
BATCH NUMBER: 2010/330/MCV
LINK : <deleted>

OFFICIAL WINNING NOTIFICATION.

We are pleased to inform you of the released results of the Sweepstakes
Promotion organized by Microword Corporations,
in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products,
held on 9th July,2010, in Madrid,Spain.
Your email address emerged as one of the online winning emails, in
the 3rd category and therefore attracted a cash
award of 750,000.00 (Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Euros Only) and a
Toshiba laptop.

To begin your claim,contact our
Foreign Transfer Manager via email or by telephone
below.

David Martins
Tel/ 0034 698 320 002
Email:infomicroword2@aol.com or <email deleted>

You are therefore advised to send the following information to the
Foreign transfer manager to facilitate them and process the COURIER of
your prize.

1. Full name…………..
2. Sex…………..
3. Country…………….
4. State………….
5. Contact Address……..
6. Telephone Number…….
7. Marital Status………
8. Occupation………….
9. Age………………..
10.Zip Code………….
11.Winning email address……..
12.Amount Won ……………

This Email Lottery is sponsored by Microword Corporations and all the
members of MSFT Word Resource Consortium Software
Promotion Companies including Intel Group, Toshiba and Dell Computers.
This internet E-mail draw is held periodically and
is organized to encourage the use of the Internet and promote computer
literacy worldwide.
Congratulations!!

Sincerely,
Anna Miguel
Promotions Manager